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Social Security checks for nearly 49 million retirees are going up by 3.3 percent next year. In other words, seniors, if you die next year, the guy who steals your identity can go out for pizza.
Weird baseball fans can now be buried in a coffin with their favorite team's colors and insignia. (Royals) fans say they don't understand and would like the players to demonstrate.- Within six months somebody will dig up a (Tigers) fan and try to sell his coffin on eBay.
October 19th Now & Then
The Bath Bach Festival is this week in Bath, England. And the Bach Bath Festival begins in Bach, Germany. The Bath Bach bash in Bath ballyhoos Bach, but the Bach Bath bash bathes Bach. Any questions?
Boxer Evander Holyfield is 45 today. He's the guy you'll recall who left a bad taste in Mike Tyson's mouth.
Lord Cornwallis surrendered at Yorktown, Virginia, on this date in 1781, and British troops sang the mournful old song, "The World Turned Upside Down." In those days British soldiers were better singers than fighters.
On this day in 1812 Napoleon and the French Army began their retreat from Moscow. The trickiest part was sneaking all that vodka through Customs.
Love & Learn
Ideas for a Haunting Halloween - Throw a Halloween breakfast, complete with orange and black table settings and pumpkin pancakes. Later, arrange a haunted hunt.
Film Closeup - Matt Damon plays Collin Sullivan, a rising star at the Massachusetts State Police Department, who is not quite what he seems in the crime drama “The Departed.” See the trailer.
Today's Scene - Basic food safety can help you avoid E. coli's danger.
Holiday Quilt Projects - What a fun way to display your holiday spirit.
Shallow Thoughts
I love to drive because I enjoy seeing the scared look on people's faces.
This portion of whatever this is is brought to you by Sparky's Electric. Got electrical problems? Call Sparky -- he'll be more than happy to fix your shorts.
Social Security checks for nearly 49 million retirees are going up by 3.3 percent next year. In other words, seniors, if you die next year, the guy who steals your identity can go out for pizza.
Weird baseball fans can now be buried in a coffin with their favorite team's colors and insignia. (Royals) fans say they don't understand and would like the players to demonstrate.- Within six months somebody will dig up a (Tigers) fan and try to sell his coffin on eBay.
October 19th Now & Then
The Bath Bach Festival is this week in Bath, England. And the Bach Bath Festival begins in Bach, Germany. The Bath Bach bash in Bath ballyhoos Bach, but the Bach Bath bash bathes Bach. Any questions?
Boxer Evander Holyfield is 45 today. He's the guy you'll recall who left a bad taste in Mike Tyson's mouth.
Lord Cornwallis surrendered at Yorktown, Virginia, on this date in 1781, and British troops sang the mournful old song, "The World Turned Upside Down." In those days British soldiers were better singers than fighters.
On this day in 1812 Napoleon and the French Army began their retreat from Moscow. The trickiest part was sneaking all that vodka through Customs.
Love & Learn
Ideas for a Haunting Halloween - Throw a Halloween breakfast, complete with orange and black table settings and pumpkin pancakes. Later, arrange a haunted hunt.
Film Closeup - Matt Damon plays Collin Sullivan, a rising star at the Massachusetts State Police Department, who is not quite what he seems in the crime drama “The Departed.” See the trailer.
Today's Scene - Basic food safety can help you avoid E. coli's danger.
Holiday Quilt Projects - What a fun way to display your holiday spirit.
Shallow Thoughts
I love to drive because I enjoy seeing the scared look on people's faces.
This portion of whatever this is is brought to you by Sparky's Electric. Got electrical problems? Call Sparky -- he'll be more than happy to fix your shorts.
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