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The heat wave continues. It was so hot last night rednecks were drinking iced beer.
- And their girlfriends' implants were boiling over.
Katharine McPhee, who joined the "American Idols Live" tour last week after a bout of bronchitis and laryngitis, broke her left foot. Fortunately, she has another one, but the left one was her favorite.
Marie Osmond was hospitalized this week for a bad reaction to medication. She's doing okay, if Rush Limbaugh would stop bugging her for a date.
- Rush just loves women with prescriptions.
August 4th
Baseball’s Roger Clemens was born on August 4th in 1962. He’s the scary-looking fire-baller who never shaves on the day he pitches. The baseball travels faster just to get away from him.
Today is Colorado Day, commemorating Colorado’s becoming the 38th U.S. state on August 4th in 1876. To mark the occasion, at high noon a chorus line of mountain goats will tap dance to John Denver's "Rocky Mountain High."
- It could happen.
Alexander Graham Bell was buried in Baddeck, Nova Scotia, on August 4th in 1922. Bell invented the telephone, the telephone book, and the telephone bill.
- His daughter, Tinker, invented the busy signal.
The ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah are believed to have been destroyed on August 4th many centuries before Christ. Local inhabitants that day apparently paid no attention to the forecast -- fair and very hot with an 80% chance of fire and sulfur.
New at HaLife
The Alert Consumer; Fabulous Freebies - Outfitting a new computer can cost less than you think.
TV Closeup: Sticky Fingaz - Kirk “Sticky Fingaz” Jones plays vampire-hunter Blade in “Blade: The Series.”
Films in Focus: New & Recent Releases - Quick reviews and rating of newly released films: Scoop, The Ant Bully, Lady in the Water, You, Me and Dupree, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, The Devil Wears Prada, Superman Returns, Waist Deep, Click, Nacho Libre, Cars, A Prairie Home Companion.
Now, today's solar radiation observation:
You know you've been in the sun too long when you feel flushed, dizzy, and begin to believe campaign promises.
Seasonal Shallow Thought
Now don't you wish you'd saved some of those goose bumps from last winter?
The heat wave continues. It was so hot last night rednecks were drinking iced beer.
- And their girlfriends' implants were boiling over.
Katharine McPhee, who joined the "American Idols Live" tour last week after a bout of bronchitis and laryngitis, broke her left foot. Fortunately, she has another one, but the left one was her favorite.
Marie Osmond was hospitalized this week for a bad reaction to medication. She's doing okay, if Rush Limbaugh would stop bugging her for a date.
- Rush just loves women with prescriptions.
August 4th
Baseball’s Roger Clemens was born on August 4th in 1962. He’s the scary-looking fire-baller who never shaves on the day he pitches. The baseball travels faster just to get away from him.
Today is Colorado Day, commemorating Colorado’s becoming the 38th U.S. state on August 4th in 1876. To mark the occasion, at high noon a chorus line of mountain goats will tap dance to John Denver's "Rocky Mountain High."
- It could happen.
Alexander Graham Bell was buried in Baddeck, Nova Scotia, on August 4th in 1922. Bell invented the telephone, the telephone book, and the telephone bill.
- His daughter, Tinker, invented the busy signal.
The ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah are believed to have been destroyed on August 4th many centuries before Christ. Local inhabitants that day apparently paid no attention to the forecast -- fair and very hot with an 80% chance of fire and sulfur.
New at HaLife
The Alert Consumer; Fabulous Freebies - Outfitting a new computer can cost less than you think.
TV Closeup: Sticky Fingaz - Kirk “Sticky Fingaz” Jones plays vampire-hunter Blade in “Blade: The Series.”
Films in Focus: New & Recent Releases - Quick reviews and rating of newly released films: Scoop, The Ant Bully, Lady in the Water, You, Me and Dupree, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, The Devil Wears Prada, Superman Returns, Waist Deep, Click, Nacho Libre, Cars, A Prairie Home Companion.
Now, today's solar radiation observation:
You know you've been in the sun too long when you feel flushed, dizzy, and begin to believe campaign promises.
Seasonal Shallow Thought
Now don't you wish you'd saved some of those goose bumps from last winter?
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