Dry Water, Pirates & Witches
Big News
Climatologists say more than 60 percent of the U.S. is in drought. They can't explain it but suggest somebody should keep Al Gore from writing a book about locusts or frogs.
- Or the Mississippi turning to moonshine.
Meanwhile, it's now so dry in Dallas, the water is only wet on one side.
- It was so hot Sunday, guys were standing outside smoking Popsicles.
- Weather like this makes you want to run down to the Dairy Queen, get naked, and barricade yourself in the Dilly Bar box.
"Miami Vice" overtook the "Pirates of the Caribbean" to capture the top spot at the weekend box office. And with what the weekend box office charged for tickets and popcorn, it's obvious not all the pirates were in the Caribbean.
July 31st
The annual Parade of Witches is Monday night in Beselare, Belgium. I suppose "Entertainment Tonight" will have live team coverage.
- They'll probably even do a story on how to avoid splinters while riding a broom in a thong bikini.
Zelda Williams, Robin and Marsha's daughter, was born on July 31st in 1989. You know her birthday parties have fun -- especially when they play Pin the Tail on Daddy.
- Robin may begin acting a little more mature now that he has an older daughter for a role model.
On July 31st in 1845 the saxophone was introduced into the military bands of the French Army. It allowed the French to toot sweet.
- The saxophone was easy for the French to learn. It came with an illustrated manual -- The Joy of Sax.
Today's exciting saxophone trivia question:
- Just who invented the saxophone anyway?
- The saxophone was invented by a Belgian named Adolphe Sax. It was such a success, Mr. Sax moved to New York and opened his own store -- Sax 5th Avenue.
Love & Laugh & Learn
Goofy Exercise Tips - Exercise tips from an expert at avoiding both exercise and tipping.
Video Game Reviews - "'Darwinia" definitely delivers fun. And motorcycle fans can rejoice with "MotoGP 4."
Fitness Forum - Survivor training helps cancer victim bike the extra mile..
Today's totally unnecessary social tip.
When hosting a dinner party, don't bother mentioning whether or not the cat's litter box is dishwasher-safe.
Shallow Thoughts
Teenagers have it made in the summer. No school, no job. They just lay around the pool all day basting their pimples.
Our government leaders put the Constitution in the same class as the Ten Commandments -- they've never read either one.
Climatologists say more than 60 percent of the U.S. is in drought. They can't explain it but suggest somebody should keep Al Gore from writing a book about locusts or frogs.
- Or the Mississippi turning to moonshine.
Meanwhile, it's now so dry in Dallas, the water is only wet on one side.
- It was so hot Sunday, guys were standing outside smoking Popsicles.
- Weather like this makes you want to run down to the Dairy Queen, get naked, and barricade yourself in the Dilly Bar box.
"Miami Vice" overtook the "Pirates of the Caribbean" to capture the top spot at the weekend box office. And with what the weekend box office charged for tickets and popcorn, it's obvious not all the pirates were in the Caribbean.
July 31st
The annual Parade of Witches is Monday night in Beselare, Belgium. I suppose "Entertainment Tonight" will have live team coverage.
- They'll probably even do a story on how to avoid splinters while riding a broom in a thong bikini.
Zelda Williams, Robin and Marsha's daughter, was born on July 31st in 1989. You know her birthday parties have fun -- especially when they play Pin the Tail on Daddy.
- Robin may begin acting a little more mature now that he has an older daughter for a role model.
On July 31st in 1845 the saxophone was introduced into the military bands of the French Army. It allowed the French to toot sweet.
- The saxophone was easy for the French to learn. It came with an illustrated manual -- The Joy of Sax.
Today's exciting saxophone trivia question:
- Just who invented the saxophone anyway?
- The saxophone was invented by a Belgian named Adolphe Sax. It was such a success, Mr. Sax moved to New York and opened his own store -- Sax 5th Avenue.
Love & Laugh & Learn
Goofy Exercise Tips - Exercise tips from an expert at avoiding both exercise and tipping.
Video Game Reviews - "'Darwinia" definitely delivers fun. And motorcycle fans can rejoice with "MotoGP 4."
Fitness Forum - Survivor training helps cancer victim bike the extra mile..
Today's totally unnecessary social tip.
When hosting a dinner party, don't bother mentioning whether or not the cat's litter box is dishwasher-safe.
Shallow Thoughts
Teenagers have it made in the summer. No school, no job. They just lay around the pool all day basting their pimples.
Our government leaders put the Constitution in the same class as the Ten Commandments -- they've never read either one.
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