Scuba Divers Are All Wet
August 14th
Singer David Crosby is 65 on Monday. David is truly unique. He's the only bald singer with long hair.
- And David's mustache looks like it hates him.
The U.S. Social Security system was enacted on August 14th in 1935. And isn't it wonderful? Every month millions of elderly Americans get a check that's almost enough to pay the rent.
- Today, thanks to Social Security, every older American is guaranteed the right to life, liberty, and enough money to pay at least a portion of their electric bill.
National Scuba Diving Week begins Monday, but you can't get too excited about it. For one thing, scuba divers are all wet.
- And have you noticed? While scuba diving it's very hard to tell if your antiperspirant is working.
Today's exciting scuba diving trivia question: What does the word "scuba" mean?
- There is no such word as "scuba." The letters s-c-u-b-a stand for self-contained underwater breathing apparatus -- as, of course, do the letters g-i-l-l.
Love & Learn
'Tween 12 and 20 - Your wife is right, get rid of the snuff ... Alcoholism defined ... Summer flings often falter .. Help needed for heavy parents ... Love yourself but love others, too ... Cocaine destroys lives one way or another .. Every girl has a right to say no ... Date guys your own age .. Students should limit work schedule ... Pregnant women should not smoke...
Hot Tips for Hot Bodies - Or, When You're Hot, Hotshot, You're Not Cool.
Video Game Reviews - "Lord of The Rings: Battle for Middle Earth 2" and "Rogue Trooper."
Shallow Thoughts
Nothing worthwhile happens in August. In August even holidays go on vacation.
Know why kids love stuffed animals so much? They never tell them what to do.
Fashions for today's blog are from Hot Stuff, your teen headquarters for the latest designer originals. After the movie, just look for the Hot Stuff truck out behind the theater.
- Remember our special teenagers' guarantee: If you buy something your parents like, you can bring it back.
Singer David Crosby is 65 on Monday. David is truly unique. He's the only bald singer with long hair.
- And David's mustache looks like it hates him.
The U.S. Social Security system was enacted on August 14th in 1935. And isn't it wonderful? Every month millions of elderly Americans get a check that's almost enough to pay the rent.
- Today, thanks to Social Security, every older American is guaranteed the right to life, liberty, and enough money to pay at least a portion of their electric bill.
National Scuba Diving Week begins Monday, but you can't get too excited about it. For one thing, scuba divers are all wet.
- And have you noticed? While scuba diving it's very hard to tell if your antiperspirant is working.
Today's exciting scuba diving trivia question: What does the word "scuba" mean?
- There is no such word as "scuba." The letters s-c-u-b-a stand for self-contained underwater breathing apparatus -- as, of course, do the letters g-i-l-l.
Love & Learn
'Tween 12 and 20 - Your wife is right, get rid of the snuff ... Alcoholism defined ... Summer flings often falter .. Help needed for heavy parents ... Love yourself but love others, too ... Cocaine destroys lives one way or another .. Every girl has a right to say no ... Date guys your own age .. Students should limit work schedule ... Pregnant women should not smoke...
Hot Tips for Hot Bodies - Or, When You're Hot, Hotshot, You're Not Cool.
Video Game Reviews - "Lord of The Rings: Battle for Middle Earth 2" and "Rogue Trooper."
Shallow Thoughts
Nothing worthwhile happens in August. In August even holidays go on vacation.
Know why kids love stuffed animals so much? They never tell them what to do.
Fashions for today's blog are from Hot Stuff, your teen headquarters for the latest designer originals. After the movie, just look for the Hot Stuff truck out behind the theater.
- Remember our special teenagers' guarantee: If you buy something your parents like, you can bring it back.
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