Personal Hygiene Bombs
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The British on Thursday thwarted a terrorist plan to blow up 10 jet planes with personal hygiene bombs. To understand how big this is you must realize in one day America spent more to throw away mouthwash and shaving cream than Israel has spent trying to wipe out Lebanon.
- This is a personal trash contract so big only Halliburton can handle it.
Scientists have discovered molecular janitors that clear away a sticky gunk blamed for Alzheimer's disease - until they get old and quit sweeping up. The FDA is rushing to approve a new medicine to take over for the molecular janitors -- called "Gunk-Out."
- Available soon at a pharmacy or Kwik Kar near you.
August 11th
On August 11th in 1951 the first baseball game was telecast in color. Pro athletes are usually as impressive in black and white -- except maybe for those with tattoos.
August 11th in 1972 was "Cheech & Chong Day" in San Antonio. Most celebrities get a key to the city. Cheech & Chong were given a huge credit card to jimmy the lock.
August 11th is the last "Dog" Day of summer, which means the worst is over. Which means you'll be perspiring a little less each day, and within a month you'll smell like only a small moose.
- The last "Dog Day" means the "five pint" season is behind us. During Dog Days the average adult produces five pints of perspiration per day. But within the next month, we'll gradually drop to a pint and a half. This vital information comes from the government's perspiration experts, who hopefully are in Washington right now sweating out next year's research grant.
Hulk Hogan is 53 August 11th. In their 50s, wrestlers have to start slowing down. It’s a physical thing sometimes referred to as "softening of the steroids."
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Inside People - Not all stalls are created equal.
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Today's Soap Opera Update:
On "One Wife to Give," after a passion-filled night, Simone tells Josh she's only interested in his Barry White collection.
The British on Thursday thwarted a terrorist plan to blow up 10 jet planes with personal hygiene bombs. To understand how big this is you must realize in one day America spent more to throw away mouthwash and shaving cream than Israel has spent trying to wipe out Lebanon.
- This is a personal trash contract so big only Halliburton can handle it.
Scientists have discovered molecular janitors that clear away a sticky gunk blamed for Alzheimer's disease - until they get old and quit sweeping up. The FDA is rushing to approve a new medicine to take over for the molecular janitors -- called "Gunk-Out."
- Available soon at a pharmacy or Kwik Kar near you.
August 11th
On August 11th in 1951 the first baseball game was telecast in color. Pro athletes are usually as impressive in black and white -- except maybe for those with tattoos.
August 11th in 1972 was "Cheech & Chong Day" in San Antonio. Most celebrities get a key to the city. Cheech & Chong were given a huge credit card to jimmy the lock.
August 11th is the last "Dog" Day of summer, which means the worst is over. Which means you'll be perspiring a little less each day, and within a month you'll smell like only a small moose.
- The last "Dog Day" means the "five pint" season is behind us. During Dog Days the average adult produces five pints of perspiration per day. But within the next month, we'll gradually drop to a pint and a half. This vital information comes from the government's perspiration experts, who hopefully are in Washington right now sweating out next year's research grant.
Hulk Hogan is 53 August 11th. In their 50s, wrestlers have to start slowing down. It’s a physical thing sometimes referred to as "softening of the steroids."
Love & Learn
Aging Lifestyles - All the lonely people -- they come from America.
Financial Update - Battle over wireless technology is creating bitter rivals.
TV Closeup: Laura Innes - Laura Innes plays Dr. Kerry Weaver in the medical drama “ER.”
Inside People - Not all stalls are created equal.
Films in Focus: New & Recent Releases - Quick reviews and rating of newly released films: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Barnyard: The Original Party Animals, Scoop, The Ant Bully, Lady in the Water, You, Me and Dupree, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, The Devil Wears Prada, Superman Returns, Waist Deep, Click, The Lake House, Nacho Libre.
Today's Soap Opera Update:
On "One Wife to Give," after a passion-filled night, Simone tells Josh she's only interested in his Barry White collection.
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