Monday, August 28, 2006

John Mark and Michael

Big News

Denver's KUSA-TV says prosecutors won't charge John Mark Karr with JonBenet Ramsey's murder because of a DNA mismatch. Karr reportedly is considering an offer from the new Cold Case Cable Channel to confess to a murder each week until he's convicted of one.
- The Black Dahlia is the pilot confession expected Sweeps Week.
- Meanwhile, Carr will ask his doctor about Restless DNA Syndrome.

August 29th in Fun History:

Michael Jackson is 48 today. In other words, old enough to know better.
- These days Michael’s hobby is collecting not guilty verdicts. He plans to devote the next ten years to collecting not guilty verdicts. By then, he should be ready to open the world’s largest nose museum.

Anti-alcohol activist Carrie Nation took her hatchet to a New York saloon on this day in 1901. Carrie never told her husband when she went out to bust up a saloon. All she said was that she was going chopping.

Brigham Young, who had 27 wives, died on this day in 1877. It was the happiest day of his life. They say at the funeral he looked sooo relieved.

On this day in 1821 the Ku Klux Klan tarred and feathered 43 Texans. They used duck feathers, and they were condemned far and wide for inhumane duck plucking.

Love & Learn

Lifewire - What first-time parents need to know.

Opinion: Bad Words, Good Beat Are Duet for Trouble - The biggest problem with the current wave of sexually explicit music is it simply isn't very good.

A Greener View - Caribbean crazy ants driving U.S. homeowners nuts.

This week on TV:

It's a "Super Talk Special" as Oprah, Jenny, Montel, and Maury try to gang interview a mime with laryngitis.

Et al.

Doesn't it seem a little strange that an air conditioning bill can make you sweat?

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