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Boy George started his court-ordered community service Monday, sweeping leaves and trash off the sidewalks of New York. What do you want to bet he saves the trash and auctions it off on eBay?
August 15th
Fourteen students from Tydfil, Wales, set a world record on August 15th in 1975 by leap-frogging 399 miles. That was a new human leap-frog record -- nobody knows much about records by real frogs.
- Except, of course, one year Kermit did win a Grammy.
The Hay Fever Season begins August 15th. The Secretary of Agriculture will throw out the first ragweed.
- Hay Fever is a miserable condition caused when dust and pollen cozy up to your nose. You can prevent it by not breathing.
- Of course, Hay Fever isn't really a terrible disease -- but it's nothing to sneeze at either.
Thomas Lawrence, the British soldier known as "Lawrence of Arabia, " was born on August 15th in 1888. Lawrence led the Arabs during World War I. I saw the movie about him and I have to admit, he did look good in a sheet.
August 15th is National Relaxation Day. Here’s how to relax:
- Go fishing in a Lazy-Boy bass boat. Don’t bait the hook.
- Take a nice long bubble bath in a mountain stream.
- Go to the park and swing. Do not go down the slide in shorts.
- Walk barefoot through thick, cool, green Jell-O.
- Buy some bubble gum and look for your old Donnie & Marie records. Don’t find them.
- Call an old friend and laugh again about the same things you always laugh about.
- Spend the afternoon browsing at Hooters' Hardware.
Love & Learn
Teen Dating Divide - Teen socializing can pose a dilemma for parents, and new research reveals surprising findings about its effect on adult relationships.
TV Closeup: Jennifer Finnigan - Jennifer Finnigan stars as a prosecutor in the television series 'Close to Home' on CBS.
Autoword: Jaguar XK - Top-notch Jaguar: Smooth-running convertible looks great coming, going.
Today's Hot Weather Tip:
No matter how hot you get, do NOT.. ever .. put dry ice in your shorts.
Shallow Thoughts
My first disc jockey job was many years ago -- in a hospital.
- I played the hits in Medical Records.
- I played hits like "I Want to Hold Your Pancreas"
- I'll Never By-Pass this Way Again."
- And the ever-popular "Send a Check to Me for Your Hysterectomy."
Boy George started his court-ordered community service Monday, sweeping leaves and trash off the sidewalks of New York. What do you want to bet he saves the trash and auctions it off on eBay?
August 15th
Fourteen students from Tydfil, Wales, set a world record on August 15th in 1975 by leap-frogging 399 miles. That was a new human leap-frog record -- nobody knows much about records by real frogs.
- Except, of course, one year Kermit did win a Grammy.
The Hay Fever Season begins August 15th. The Secretary of Agriculture will throw out the first ragweed.
- Hay Fever is a miserable condition caused when dust and pollen cozy up to your nose. You can prevent it by not breathing.
- Of course, Hay Fever isn't really a terrible disease -- but it's nothing to sneeze at either.
Thomas Lawrence, the British soldier known as "Lawrence of Arabia, " was born on August 15th in 1888. Lawrence led the Arabs during World War I. I saw the movie about him and I have to admit, he did look good in a sheet.
August 15th is National Relaxation Day. Here’s how to relax:
- Go fishing in a Lazy-Boy bass boat. Don’t bait the hook.
- Take a nice long bubble bath in a mountain stream.
- Go to the park and swing. Do not go down the slide in shorts.
- Walk barefoot through thick, cool, green Jell-O.
- Buy some bubble gum and look for your old Donnie & Marie records. Don’t find them.
- Call an old friend and laugh again about the same things you always laugh about.
- Spend the afternoon browsing at Hooters' Hardware.
Love & Learn
Teen Dating Divide - Teen socializing can pose a dilemma for parents, and new research reveals surprising findings about its effect on adult relationships.
TV Closeup: Jennifer Finnigan - Jennifer Finnigan stars as a prosecutor in the television series 'Close to Home' on CBS.
Autoword: Jaguar XK - Top-notch Jaguar: Smooth-running convertible looks great coming, going.
Today's Hot Weather Tip:
No matter how hot you get, do NOT.. ever .. put dry ice in your shorts.
Shallow Thoughts
My first disc jockey job was many years ago -- in a hospital.
- I played the hits in Medical Records.
- I played hits like "I Want to Hold Your Pancreas"
- I'll Never By-Pass this Way Again."
- And the ever-popular "Send a Check to Me for Your Hysterectomy."
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