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A new survey says stressed Miami drivers speed, tailgate and cut off other drivers so frequently the city earned the title of worst road rage. Minneapolis, Nashville, St. Louis, Seattle and Atlanta were named as the cities with best road rage.
- They also speed, tailgate and cut off other drivers, but much more courteously.
- All the mad Miami drivers will protest in Atlanta this weekend.
May 17th in Fun History
On May 17 in 1973 the #1 U.S. recording dealt with public nudity in the Ray Stevens' classic "The Streak." The streaking fad of the '70s proved once again that the easiest way to get a big laugh is to take off your clothes.
General George Custer and the 7th Cavalry left Fort Lincoln for the Little Bighorn on May 17 in 1876. The band played "The Girl I Left Behind." Sitting Bull and the entire Sioux Army were waiting at the Little Bighorn, probably feeling deprived because they didn't have a band.
The first Kentucky Derby was run on May 17 in 1875. Nobody remembers who won because they made the mint juleps with too much julep and not enough mint.
Laugh & Learn
Top Ten Ways to Be Funny - Ever noticed certain people are always being asked to emcee the company staff party or their friend’s wedding? They have funny comments to make about various topics during a conversation. They make you see things in ways that you never imagined; ways that make you see the funny side of life. With practice, you can do it too.
Shallow Thoughts
A lawyer is a guy who believes you're innocent until you're proven broke.
A cable study says you can indeed become more violent by watching violence on TV. So does that mean if you watch too many campaign commercials you become a pathological liar?
A new survey says stressed Miami drivers speed, tailgate and cut off other drivers so frequently the city earned the title of worst road rage. Minneapolis, Nashville, St. Louis, Seattle and Atlanta were named as the cities with best road rage.
- They also speed, tailgate and cut off other drivers, but much more courteously.
- All the mad Miami drivers will protest in Atlanta this weekend.
May 17th in Fun History
On May 17 in 1973 the #1 U.S. recording dealt with public nudity in the Ray Stevens' classic "The Streak." The streaking fad of the '70s proved once again that the easiest way to get a big laugh is to take off your clothes.
General George Custer and the 7th Cavalry left Fort Lincoln for the Little Bighorn on May 17 in 1876. The band played "The Girl I Left Behind." Sitting Bull and the entire Sioux Army were waiting at the Little Bighorn, probably feeling deprived because they didn't have a band.
The first Kentucky Derby was run on May 17 in 1875. Nobody remembers who won because they made the mint juleps with too much julep and not enough mint.
Laugh & Learn
Top Ten Ways to Be Funny - Ever noticed certain people are always being asked to emcee the company staff party or their friend’s wedding? They have funny comments to make about various topics during a conversation. They make you see things in ways that you never imagined; ways that make you see the funny side of life. With practice, you can do it too.
Shallow Thoughts
A lawyer is a guy who believes you're innocent until you're proven broke.
A cable study says you can indeed become more violent by watching violence on TV. So does that mean if you watch too many campaign commercials you become a pathological liar?
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