Mexican Miracle Whip
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Russian officials were furious Thursday after Vice-President Dick Cheney criticized Moscow for backtracking on freedom and bullying its neighbors. Too bad Cheney can't handle a shotgun as well as he can shoot off his mouth.
Cinco de Mayo
Friday is Cinco de Mayo, which is a handy phrase to remember when you're in Acapulco and want to order five with mayonnaise.
Cinco de Mayo marks the day in 1862 when the Mexicans defeated the French at Puebla. And I'm glad. If the French had won, Texans would be sipping jalapeno wine and wearing ten-gallon berets.
I think Cinco de Mayo has something to do with Mexican Miracle Whip. It marks the 1862 Battle of Puebla, when it was a miracle the Mexicans whipped the French.
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Now, today's exciting fact (You may want to take notes):
It takes 400 cocoa beans to make just one pound of chocolate. And it takes just one pound of chocolate to make 400 pimples.
Et al.
To be honest, I can't believe nobody has come out yet with a microwave barbecue grill.
Dogs appearing on today's blog were fed Pedifree, the fat-free sugar-free caffeine-free taste-free dog food guaranteed to turn your lovable harmless pet into a mean motor-scooter.
Russian officials were furious Thursday after Vice-President Dick Cheney criticized Moscow for backtracking on freedom and bullying its neighbors. Too bad Cheney can't handle a shotgun as well as he can shoot off his mouth.
Cinco de Mayo
Friday is Cinco de Mayo, which is a handy phrase to remember when you're in Acapulco and want to order five with mayonnaise.
Cinco de Mayo marks the day in 1862 when the Mexicans defeated the French at Puebla. And I'm glad. If the French had won, Texans would be sipping jalapeno wine and wearing ten-gallon berets.
I think Cinco de Mayo has something to do with Mexican Miracle Whip. It marks the 1862 Battle of Puebla, when it was a miracle the Mexicans whipped the French.
Love & Learn
Know What Questions to Ask Before Buying That Car - New car smell can be seductive. Your best step for taking control of the car-buying experience is the test drive, but it's not the last step. Lots of questions need answering.
Big Like a Buick - There's something about a big Buick with a rumbling V-8 that suits the new Lucerne sedan and the brand. Lucerne is stylish, impressive, comfortable - and large.
Films in Focus: New & Recent Releases - Quick reviews and rating of newly released films: RV, Stick It, Hard Candy, American Dreamz, Sophie Scholl: The Final Days, The Sentinel, Lonesome Jim, Take the Lead, Thank You for Smoking, Ice Age: The Meltdown, and others.
Now, today's exciting fact (You may want to take notes):
It takes 400 cocoa beans to make just one pound of chocolate. And it takes just one pound of chocolate to make 400 pimples.
Et al.
To be honest, I can't believe nobody has come out yet with a microwave barbecue grill.
Dogs appearing on today's blog were fed Pedifree, the fat-free sugar-free caffeine-free taste-free dog food guaranteed to turn your lovable harmless pet into a mean motor-scooter.
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