Sooooeeeyyyy!

News You Won't Get in the Mainstream Press

Monday is Bill and Hillary Clinton's 30th wedding anniversary. Remember them?
- It wasn't a marriage made in heaven. It was a marriage made in Fayetteville, Arkansas.
- Weddings are different in Fayetteville. They don't say, "I do," they say, "Sooooeeeyyyy!"
- It's probably a miracle the marriage has lasted 30 years. Or maybe because they never consulted Dr. Phil.

Need a Hit? Offend Somebody

A song on Madonna's upcoming album dedicated to a Kabbalist rabbi is drawing criticism from other rabbis. So it's sure to be her biggest hit since she used to draw criticism from Catholic priests.
- It's the first rule of Pop Music Hit-Making -- Offend somebody religious.
- It doesn't always work, though. When's the last time you heard a song by the rock group Matthew, Mark, Luke, & Bubba?

Dr. Pepper Baked Beans

Monday is also Dr. Pepper Baked Beans Appreciation Day. Tailgaters know all about it. If you're not into tailgate partying, you are seriously normal.

Pet - Finance Tip

Now today's combo exotic pet-personal finance tip: Remember, in those difficult economic times, a pet armadillo can also double as a cheap bowling ball.

To Learn

How to Protect Yourself from Identity Theft - Identity theft has become the fastest growing criminal activity in the new century, replacing illegal drug sales.

To Love

What's it called when we do something for someone expecting nothing in return?
Love.
We serve God by serving others. We love God and ourselves by loving others.

Dream On

How about a constitutional amendment that declares anything a politician says in a campaign commerical is under oath?