Do Wah P. Diddy Day
The following blog has the approval of the National Association of Retired Denture Wearers Determined to Chew Gum, better known as the Gum Gummers.
Stories you won't find in the National Enquirer
Have you checked your gas mileage lately? It's probably down. The exciting new Bush dirty gas is getting about 14 percent fewer miles per gallon. Taking off EPA clean air restrictions was supposed to be temporary to help the refineries pump out more product, but it may turn out to be so profitable .. watch for an extention.
Watch Your Finger!
President Bush hammered nails into a home being built for displaced residents Tuesday in Louisiana. Most of the carpenters were Democrats and wouldn't trust the President with a nail gun.
Wednesday is sooo special!
Wednesday is National Doo Wah Diddy Day, the day in 1964 when Manfred Mann's "Doo Wah Diddy" reached #1 in the U.S.
Wednesday is also International Moment of Frustration Scream Day, sponsored by Tom & Ruth Roy of Lebanon, Pennsylvania, who encourage everyone to go outdoors at noon (Greenwich time) and scream for 30 seconds.
Wednesday is National Doodle Bug Day and National Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work Day.
The people who come up with special days must have majored in weird.
Susan Anton was born on this day in 1950. One of Hollywood's tallest female stars, Susan is more than just an actress. She's also a great singer, dancer, and shot blocker.
To Learn
Fire Prevention Week Focuses on Safe Use of Candles - They look nice and smell good, but candles have become a serious nationwide problem.
Fire Prevention: What to Do in October - Take these important steps to protect yourself and your family during October while many are focusing on fire prevention.
Fire Prevention Nonsense
This is Fire Prevention Week, so remember what Smokey the Bare Firefighter says, "Never ever smoke oily rags in bed."
Such Wisdumb
Could it be that the people who have nothing to say are the ones we should listen to?
This is PBS, the Preposterous Blogging System.
Stories you won't find in the National Enquirer
Have you checked your gas mileage lately? It's probably down. The exciting new Bush dirty gas is getting about 14 percent fewer miles per gallon. Taking off EPA clean air restrictions was supposed to be temporary to help the refineries pump out more product, but it may turn out to be so profitable .. watch for an extention.
Watch Your Finger!
President Bush hammered nails into a home being built for displaced residents Tuesday in Louisiana. Most of the carpenters were Democrats and wouldn't trust the President with a nail gun.
Wednesday is sooo special!
Wednesday is National Doo Wah Diddy Day, the day in 1964 when Manfred Mann's "Doo Wah Diddy" reached #1 in the U.S.
Wednesday is also International Moment of Frustration Scream Day, sponsored by Tom & Ruth Roy of Lebanon, Pennsylvania, who encourage everyone to go outdoors at noon (Greenwich time) and scream for 30 seconds.
Wednesday is National Doodle Bug Day and National Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work Day.
The people who come up with special days must have majored in weird.
Susan Anton was born on this day in 1950. One of Hollywood's tallest female stars, Susan is more than just an actress. She's also a great singer, dancer, and shot blocker.
To Learn
Fire Prevention Week Focuses on Safe Use of Candles - They look nice and smell good, but candles have become a serious nationwide problem.
Fire Prevention: What to Do in October - Take these important steps to protect yourself and your family during October while many are focusing on fire prevention.
Fire Prevention Nonsense
This is Fire Prevention Week, so remember what Smokey the Bare Firefighter says, "Never ever smoke oily rags in bed."
Such Wisdumb
Could it be that the people who have nothing to say are the ones we should listen to?
This is PBS, the Preposterous Blogging System.
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