Proud to Be a Frump!

Stuff You Won't Hear on Rush Limbaugh

The weather in New England is so scary you'd think it was produced by Stephen King.

And I think it's going to be a rough winter. I just saw a squirrel burying a can of chicken soup.

Fox has cancelled Paris Hilton's reality TV series, the "Simple Life." Oh well, Fox was never really comfortable with reality anyway.
- Now Paris has to find another way to get TV exposure. Probably her best shot is to have an affair with Tom Cruise.
- And/or Katie Holmes.

Yea Frumps!

Friday is National Frump Day, honoring frugal, responsible, unpretentious, mature people everywhere.

I was not always a Frump. I had to grow into it.
- And to be honest, I'm still not that responsible.
- So I guess I'm more of a Fump with a goal.

History Is Such Fun

Hassan ibn-ali Nizam-al-Mulik died in Iran on October 14, 1092. He's one of my favorite Persian statesmen. It's such a hoot collecting Persian statesmen trading cards.

Actor Roger Moore is 77 on Friday. First he was "The Saint," then James Bond. Now he's just a retired spy trying to find his prunes coupon.

So Much to Learn

Learn to Be Yourself, Trust Yourself - Some people live as it they're playing a role, and the role keeps them from knowing who they really are.

Wisdom, Self-Help

Real courage is a willingness to attack spaghetti in public.

Today's horoscope. Leo: Prepare for a rough winter. Pick up a jumbo box of Kleenex and a good nose spray. And stay away from birds.

Now, today's Truckstop Tip. Remember, before ordering strawberry shortcake at a truckstop, be sure they're not out of whipped cream. Otherwise, they'll put gravy on it.