Election Day -- Keep a Straight Face!

Democrats charged today that Republican submission to "the special interests" was the cause of the current economic fiasco. Democrats, of course, are just plain wrong. There's nothing special about Republican interests -- the same ones they've always submitted to.
....Republicans love guns, tobacco, alcohol, gambling, drugs, and oil. You'd think they'd sold their souls if they weren't so moral.

In yet another campaign attack, Barrack Obama accused John McCane of "bending the truth" about his tax plan. "Bending the truth," is that like bashing someone constantly while claiming to run a positive campaign?.
....It's pretty obvious, the hardest thing about serious campaigning is keeping a straight face..
....If the voters were half as dumb as the politicians think we are, this country would have disintegrated 200 years ago.

Since John McCane's polls indicate the election is still a toss-up, maybe we should review the important themes of each campaign.
....John McCane is ready to do whatever it takes.
....Barrack Obama is ready to change whatever it takes.
.....Good luck, America!
....And remember, it is okay to pray in a voting booth.
....Assuming you know how to pray without a microphone.

Some say the election of Barrack Obama will ruin the country. Others say the election of John McCane will ruin the country. But I say no president can ruin the country all by himself -- that's why he has Congress to help him.

I like to watch election night coverage on Fox. It's just like watching the Simpsons, only with goofier characters.

Sales of fancy underwear are really down. Victoria's Secret is it would have lost money this quarter if not for the Republicans shopping for Sarah Palin.