Not Moose Dumplings Again!

Both John McCain and Barack Obama say they're ready for Wednesday's debate, when for the first time they get to attack each other sitting down. In the third debate, staged primarily for undecided senior citizens, they get to exaggerate from Laz-Y-Boy recliners.

In the latest polls, Barack Obama has surged ahead of John McCain. Obama finally admitted the surge was a good idea.

I got another email today saying Barack Obama is an Arab and a Muslim. And if he's elected Sarah Palin wants to be his energy czar.
- Sarah will do anything to keep from spending another winter in Alaska.
- Can't blame her. She's got to get awfully tired of watching Russians and making moose dumplings.