Who Can Protect Us Best from the Great Pumpkin?
The latest polls indicate the presidential race seems to be turning slightly toward the Democrats. Uh-oh. Republicans may have to bring back their sublimininenimal TV commercials.
- In the latest Reuters-MSNBC poll Wednesday, Obama edged ahead but analysts said the outcome of the election probably would depend on which party's constituents turn out to vote -- and, of course, how many times they vote.
St Louis Blues goalie Manny Legace injured a hip Friday night when he slipped on the carpet placed on the ice for Sarah Palin to drop the ceremonial first puck. No word on what the carpet cost.
- Manny wasn't watching where he was skating because he was so surprised to see a hockey mom with all her teeth.
John McCain says he learned all his politics from Ronald Reagan. But Democrats are pretty sure he learned some on his recent campaign tactics from George W. Bash.
McCain says he just doesn't have enough money to fight Obama. The Republican National Committee was going to help, but Palin needed new shoes.
Republicans are expected to rev up the fear tactics this week. Like Sarah Palin will tell Americans a liberal cannot possibly protect them from the Great Pumpkin.
Maybe you heard. The Tampa Bay-Philadelphia World Series has pulled such low TV ratings, next year the World Series will be played at half-time on Sunday Night Football.
- In the latest Reuters-MSNBC poll Wednesday, Obama edged ahead but analysts said the outcome of the election probably would depend on which party's constituents turn out to vote -- and, of course, how many times they vote.
St Louis Blues goalie Manny Legace injured a hip Friday night when he slipped on the carpet placed on the ice for Sarah Palin to drop the ceremonial first puck. No word on what the carpet cost.
- Manny wasn't watching where he was skating because he was so surprised to see a hockey mom with all her teeth.
John McCain says he learned all his politics from Ronald Reagan. But Democrats are pretty sure he learned some on his recent campaign tactics from George W. Bash.
McCain says he just doesn't have enough money to fight Obama. The Republican National Committee was going to help, but Palin needed new shoes.
Republicans are expected to rev up the fear tactics this week. Like Sarah Palin will tell Americans a liberal cannot possibly protect them from the Great Pumpkin.
Maybe you heard. The Tampa Bay-Philadelphia World Series has pulled such low TV ratings, next year the World Series will be played at half-time on Sunday Night Football.
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