Thursday, October 23, 2008

A New Republican Role Model

The Chicago Tribune endorsed Obama, first time in over 100 years the Tribune endorsed a Democrat. No word yet on the really important endorsement, however -- Mad magazine.

The Tribune joined the L.A. Times and the Washington Post in endorsing Obama, citing his intellect and good character. Of course, the polls indicate instead of intellect and good character, many Americans may want another Republican.

Having now collected more than $605 million altogether, Barack Obama has become a role model for rich Republicans. In fact, Republicans wouldn't be able to stand it if their minds weren't so consumed with losing a fortune in the stock market.
- Talk about a double deep depression.

But Obama better win. When Michelle finds out the Republicans spent $150,000 on clothes for Palin and Barack has raised $650 million -- and Michele didn't even get new jeans -- the new president definitely will be tested!

Republicans say Sarah Palin's $150,000 wardobe will be given to charity after the election. Might as well, it probably wouldn't bring that much at a Wasilla garage sale.

Baseball is still America's pastime -- though making speeches about restoring integrity to Washington is a close second.

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