Do Not Eat the Easter Bunny!
Big Bias
Instead of a traditional American air strike against Iran, how about something that might work? Instead of bombs, why not drop radio talk show hosts?
- What could be more scary than that?
- Call it "Preemptive Insanity."
Iran won't have nuclear weapons for years, but in the meantime their scariest weapons are camels and I-E-Hs -- improvised explosive humps.
A Great Good Friday
Friday is Good Friday, the oldest Christian celebration, commemorating the crucifixion of Jesus.
- It's also National Go Fishing Day, which seems appropriate.
Good Friday is the day Christians mark the trial and crucifixion of Jesus.
- On the morning of Jesus' trial, a Roman aristocrat sent a note to the governor of Jerusalem that said, "Have nothing to do with this just man, for I have suffered many things this day in a dream because of Him." The note was written by Claudia Procula, the only person to defend Jesus on that first Good Friday -- the wife on Pontius Pilate.
- So that's our lesson for today, men. To heck with the experts, the politicians, and the masses -- for best results, listen to your wife!
Good Friday begins the Easter weekend. It’s a time for parents to pick up a new basket and plenty of Easter eggs. And to remember the main thing on Easter Sunday -- not to let the chocolate bunny melt all over the new Easter outfit.
Easter Fun-Liners - Christians should not have a long face on Easter --- it's the happiest day of the year!
Love & Learn
Younger Next Year Sequel Promotes Women's Health - "Younger Next Year for Women" is in a sense a sequel to a book that already began to turn back readers' biological clocks more than a year ago.
In Fashion: Supersize Your Options - This year, bigger is better. It's no surprise that it's the right time to supersize. You don't even have to worry about calories. Here are some of the biggest fashion hits on the menu this season.
DVD Select - Newest and best available on DVDs, including "An Unfinished Life," "The Greatest Game Ever Played," "Deep Blue," "The Laurel & Hardy Gift Set," "Pooh's Grand Adventure," and others.
Thoughts While Hiding Eggs
Eggs have cholesterol. Chocolate is fattening. At Easter, about the only healthy thing to eat is the Easter Bunny.
Darn, I wish I had MTV. I hate to miss the Three 6 Mafia Easter Special.
Easter is a day for dressing up and looking your best -- kind of like Halloween in reverse.
Instead of a traditional American air strike against Iran, how about something that might work? Instead of bombs, why not drop radio talk show hosts?
- What could be more scary than that?
- Call it "Preemptive Insanity."
Iran won't have nuclear weapons for years, but in the meantime their scariest weapons are camels and I-E-Hs -- improvised explosive humps.
A Great Good Friday
Friday is Good Friday, the oldest Christian celebration, commemorating the crucifixion of Jesus.
- It's also National Go Fishing Day, which seems appropriate.
Good Friday is the day Christians mark the trial and crucifixion of Jesus.
- On the morning of Jesus' trial, a Roman aristocrat sent a note to the governor of Jerusalem that said, "Have nothing to do with this just man, for I have suffered many things this day in a dream because of Him." The note was written by Claudia Procula, the only person to defend Jesus on that first Good Friday -- the wife on Pontius Pilate.
- So that's our lesson for today, men. To heck with the experts, the politicians, and the masses -- for best results, listen to your wife!
Good Friday begins the Easter weekend. It’s a time for parents to pick up a new basket and plenty of Easter eggs. And to remember the main thing on Easter Sunday -- not to let the chocolate bunny melt all over the new Easter outfit.
Easter Fun-Liners - Christians should not have a long face on Easter --- it's the happiest day of the year!
Love & Learn
Younger Next Year Sequel Promotes Women's Health - "Younger Next Year for Women" is in a sense a sequel to a book that already began to turn back readers' biological clocks more than a year ago.
In Fashion: Supersize Your Options - This year, bigger is better. It's no surprise that it's the right time to supersize. You don't even have to worry about calories. Here are some of the biggest fashion hits on the menu this season.
DVD Select - Newest and best available on DVDs, including "An Unfinished Life," "The Greatest Game Ever Played," "Deep Blue," "The Laurel & Hardy Gift Set," "Pooh's Grand Adventure," and others.
Thoughts While Hiding Eggs
Eggs have cholesterol. Chocolate is fattening. At Easter, about the only healthy thing to eat is the Easter Bunny.
Darn, I wish I had MTV. I hate to miss the Three 6 Mafia Easter Special.
Easter is a day for dressing up and looking your best -- kind of like Halloween in reverse.
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