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HaBlog - Chosen Blog of the Week by the Amalgamated Money Smellers of Erie, Pennsylvania

Thoughts While Clipping My Toenails

Isn't attacking people to teach them not to attack people the same as hitting a child to teach him not to hit others? If neither works, why do we keep doing it?

Whatever Happened to Ricky Martin?

Ricky Martin, whose hits include "Livin' La Vida Loca," says the fame and fortune he experienced left him feeling bored and embittered. Now a blues singer, Ricky's new song is called "Livin' La Sour Siesta."
- He snores the final 45 seconds.
- In Spanish.

This just in. A sadistic, deranged, slasher serial killer today was sentenced to seven successive 99-year prison terms. This means he could be eligible for parole in eight months.

So Much to Learn

Seven Secrets of a Happy Marriage - Tips by couples whose marriages are strong and healthy. Follow them, adapt them to work in your own marriage, and you'll be on your way to having what we all want.

Leaf Me Alone!

I don't care what season it is, I will rake no leaf before its time.

It's not fair. Why can't the bugs that ate the lawn come back now an eat the leaves?

The Boss

Monday is National Boss Day, a day for all employees to honor Bruce Springsteen.