Going All Out for Chainsaw Safety
Big News
Scientists say that if there ever was life on the planet Mars, it was a long time ago. They plan to ask Mike Wallace if he remembers anything. (Tim Hunter, WackyWeek.com)
The Supreme Court ruled Monday that one-time stripper Anna Nicole Smith could pursue part of her late husband's oil fortune. Smith was so happy she ran out and bought a dozen new push-up bras.
- Reportedly, It takes four push-ups working together to push Anna Nicole up.
Big Week
This is Kentucky Derby Week in Louisville, featuring America's premier horse race on Saturday. Kentucky is most famous for two things: the Derby and fried chicken. Most people do better betting on the chicken.
Kentucky Derby Week
Singer Larry Gatlin was born in Seminole, Texas, on May 2 in 1948. Larry owes his success to his brothers Rudy and Steve and his dog Spade. Back in Seminole, every time an ambulance passed, Spade would howl and Rudy and Steve would harmonize. When Spade died, Larry got his job.
Jack Norworth copyrighted "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" on May 2 in 1908. He'd never even been to a ball game. He stood on the corner with a sign: "Will write music for Cracker Jacks."- A guy that goofy would probably eat the prize.
Benjamin Spock was born in New Haven on May 2 in 1903. Dr. Spock's Common Sense Baby Book has sold over 25-million copies. Unfortunately, we could never get our baby to read it.
Love & Learn
Many Americans Trying New Menu of 'Preventive' Foods - A new crop of exotic foods and drinks is overshadowing the familiar apple as the best way to avoid ailments ranging from the effects of stress to cancer and heart disease. AcÍai, goji berries, aged garlic, holy basil (tulsi) and yerba mate, all loaded with antioxidants, are the new darlings of the preventive health-foods pantry.
Video Game Reviews - "The Godfather: The Game" or "Naruto: Clash of Ninja?" Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
Today's exciting chainsaw safety tip:
Never wear jewelry when operating a chainsaw. Chainsaws can be hazardous to your hearing -- especially if you get one caught in your earring.
Guests on today’s blog receive the super Skyco Skunk Skinner, the big 5-horsepower skunk skinner that skins any skunk in seconds and comes postpaid with a lifetime guarantee and a free nose clamp.
- Lifetime guarantee based on the average lifetime of an average skunk skinner; your lifetime may vary.
Scientists say that if there ever was life on the planet Mars, it was a long time ago. They plan to ask Mike Wallace if he remembers anything. (Tim Hunter, WackyWeek.com)
The Supreme Court ruled Monday that one-time stripper Anna Nicole Smith could pursue part of her late husband's oil fortune. Smith was so happy she ran out and bought a dozen new push-up bras.
- Reportedly, It takes four push-ups working together to push Anna Nicole up.
Big Week
This is Kentucky Derby Week in Louisville, featuring America's premier horse race on Saturday. Kentucky is most famous for two things: the Derby and fried chicken. Most people do better betting on the chicken.
Kentucky Derby Week
Singer Larry Gatlin was born in Seminole, Texas, on May 2 in 1948. Larry owes his success to his brothers Rudy and Steve and his dog Spade. Back in Seminole, every time an ambulance passed, Spade would howl and Rudy and Steve would harmonize. When Spade died, Larry got his job.
Jack Norworth copyrighted "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" on May 2 in 1908. He'd never even been to a ball game. He stood on the corner with a sign: "Will write music for Cracker Jacks."- A guy that goofy would probably eat the prize.
Benjamin Spock was born in New Haven on May 2 in 1903. Dr. Spock's Common Sense Baby Book has sold over 25-million copies. Unfortunately, we could never get our baby to read it.
Love & Learn
Many Americans Trying New Menu of 'Preventive' Foods - A new crop of exotic foods and drinks is overshadowing the familiar apple as the best way to avoid ailments ranging from the effects of stress to cancer and heart disease. AcÍai, goji berries, aged garlic, holy basil (tulsi) and yerba mate, all loaded with antioxidants, are the new darlings of the preventive health-foods pantry.
Video Game Reviews - "The Godfather: The Game" or "Naruto: Clash of Ninja?" Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
Today's exciting chainsaw safety tip:
Never wear jewelry when operating a chainsaw. Chainsaws can be hazardous to your hearing -- especially if you get one caught in your earring.
Guests on today’s blog receive the super Skyco Skunk Skinner, the big 5-horsepower skunk skinner that skins any skunk in seconds and comes postpaid with a lifetime guarantee and a free nose clamp.
- Lifetime guarantee based on the average lifetime of an average skunk skinner; your lifetime may vary.
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